Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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