Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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