I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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