i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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