U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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