I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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