Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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