This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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