so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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