with your own penis?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
