Sponge bath it is.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
