And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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