Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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