Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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