I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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