are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Randomize