my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just took my morning after pill in the library
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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