She's JV to your varsity
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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