I hope mine doesn't look like that
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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