We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
