Buhtt sex?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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