The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
