I seem to have left my pride at pride
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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