i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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