also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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