She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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