they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
