Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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