So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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