her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
