if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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