Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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