I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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