false alarm. still invincible.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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