Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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