Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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