Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Randomize
