bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
