Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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