Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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