You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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