Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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