I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
