she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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