I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I wear drunk well.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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