I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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