Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
