i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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