We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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