i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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