sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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