Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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