I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
wow bdsm is so cute
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