I want to make a zoo with you.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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