Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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